If Canadians Could Vote in the American Election…

February 11, 2008 at 2:40 am 1 comment

Over the weekend I performed a very scientific survey of some local Canadians and asked them a few questions about the upcoming elections in America.

Here are the results:

My Grandfather

 

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Comment: “I like donkeys.”

 

Likely to vote for: Whoever his wife (my Grandma) tells him to.

 

Fat Cat

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Comment: “Get me more treats, bitch.”

 

Likely to Vote For: Whoever provides more “incentives” for fat cats. Most likely would vote Republican.

 

Man on the Street

 

 

Comment: “Personally I’m concerned with the economic downturn that is affecting so many in our neighbour to the south. I understand what it’s like to lose your house, to lose everything, and my heart goes out to those who are being affected by the terrible economy. I hope that the upcoming election will see the populace elect someone who can take control of the economy and impose some positive change.”

 

Likely to Vote For: Whoever gives him better illegal narcotics. Most likely Democrat.

 

 

Talking Box

 

 

Comment: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah…

 

Likely to Vote For: Since I only get one channel, Fox, the answer is – Hitler.
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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Amelie  |  February 11, 2008 at 4:11 am

    RON PAUL OR BUST!

    (but donkeys are pretty cute.)

    Reply

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