If Canadians Could Vote in the American Election…

February 11, 2008 at 2:40 am 1 comment

Over the weekend I performed a very scientific survey of some local Canadians and asked them a few questions about the upcoming elections in America.

Here are the results:

My Grandfather




Comment: “I like donkeys.”


Likely to vote for: Whoever his wife (my Grandma) tells him to.


Fat Cat



Comment: “Get me more treats, bitch.”


Likely to Vote For: Whoever provides more “incentives” for fat cats. Most likely would vote Republican.


Man on the Street



Comment: “Personally I’m concerned with the economic downturn that is affecting so many in our neighbour to the south. I understand what it’s like to lose your house, to lose everything, and my heart goes out to those who are being affected by the terrible economy. I hope that the upcoming election will see the populace elect someone who can take control of the economy and impose some positive change.”


Likely to Vote For: Whoever gives him better illegal narcotics. Most likely Democrat.



Talking Box



Comment: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah…


Likely to Vote For: Since I only get one channel, Fox, the answer is – Hitler.

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Amelie  |  February 11, 2008 at 4:11 am


    (but donkeys are pretty cute.)


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