If Canadians Could Vote in the American Election…
February 11, 2008 at 2:40 am
Over the weekend I performed a very scientific survey of some local Canadians and asked them a few questions about the upcoming elections in America.
Here are the results:
Comment: “I like donkeys.”
Likely to vote for: Whoever his wife (my Grandma) tells him to.
Comment: “Get me more treats, bitch.”
Likely to Vote For: Whoever provides more “incentives” for fat cats. Most likely would vote Republican.
Man on the Street
Comment: “Personally I’m concerned with the economic downturn that is affecting so many in our neighbour to the south. I understand what it’s like to lose your house, to lose everything, and my heart goes out to those who are being affected by the terrible economy. I hope that the upcoming election will see the populace elect someone who can take control of the economy and impose some positive change.”
Likely to Vote For: Whoever gives him better illegal narcotics. Most likely Democrat.
Likely to Vote For: Since I only get one channel, Fox, the answer is – Hitler.
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