Canadian Lists: Top-Ten Provinces

July 4, 2008 at 12:10 am 9 comments

Top Ten lists are always fun. I present to you the top-ten Canadian Provinces.

Because I had such a difficult time choosing the ten best Canadian provinces, I decided to forgo trying to figure out a ranking. You can be sure, though, that every province that made this list deserves to be here. These provinces are, if nothing else, the shining light of Canada, and I am proud that all of them are part of the Dominion.

For anyone from a province that was not included on this list, all I can say is sorry, but your province just wasn’t good enough. Please, though, if you do live in a Canadian province that didn’t make the list, leave me a comment and let me know why your province should be on the list, as well as where your province is located.

Here are the top ten Canadian provinces:

Alberta: Provincial motto – “Liberals Suck”.

Nova Scotia: Provincial motto – “We Like Wearing Blonde Wigs and Dressing As Leprechauns“.

British Columbia: Provincial motto – “What?…uh..heheh…What?…Light Another One, Man…”.

Newfoundland and Labrador: Provincial motto – “Stronger Economy Than Ontario Now”

Saskatchewan: Provincial motto – “We’re Tired Of Flat Jokes”.

Prince Edward Island: Provincial motto – “It’s Not The Size Of The Province That Matters, It’s The Size Of The Potato”.

Manitoba: Provincial motto – “At Least We’re Not Ontario”.

New Brunswick: Provincial motto – “You Think P.E.I Has A Big Potato, You Should See Ours”.

Ontario: Provincial motto – “At Least We’re Not Manitoba”.

Quebec: Provincial motto – “What Is This ‘Canada’ You Speak Of?”

Next week: The top-three Canadian territories.


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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Avazz  |  July 4, 2008 at 2:07 am

    Haha, nice list!

  • 2. C. Fraser  |  July 4, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    Thank you, thank you.

    It was very difficult to put together, to choose just ten provinces. I’m glad I persevered.

  • 3. Anonymous  |  July 7, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    *double post*

  • 4. Mark  |  July 7, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    I was sorry to see that neither Xanadu, nor Naxadu made the list. Perhaps next year…

  • 5. Sun Warrior  |  July 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I wouldn’t have included B.C.

    I just wouldn’t….

  • 6. C. Fraser  |  July 7, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    Mark: Xanadu and Naxadu were close! It made me sad to leave them off. *shakes head sadly to emphasize the point*. There’s just something a little ‘off’ about those provinces, though…can’t put my finger on it…

    S.W. Heheh. What’s wrong with B.C. Personally I love the North West.

  • 7. Sun Warrior  |  July 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I just don’t trust a province that bunches its landmass up vertically.

  • 8. C. Fraser  |  July 8, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Good point, S.W., good point!

  • 9. blendercat  |  October 6, 2011 at 2:32 am

    There are only ten provinces, the rest are territories


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