Canadian Lists: Top-Ten Provinces
Top Ten lists are always fun. I present to you the top-ten Canadian Provinces.
Because I had such a difficult time choosing the ten best Canadian provinces, I decided to forgo trying to figure out a ranking. You can be sure, though, that every province that made this list deserves to be here. These provinces are, if nothing else, the shining light of Canada, and I am proud that all of them are part of the Dominion.
For anyone from a province that was not included on this list, all I can say is sorry, but your province just wasn’t good enough. Please, though, if you do live in a Canadian province that didn’t make the list, leave me a comment and let me know why your province should be on the list, as well as where your province is located.
Here are the top ten Canadian provinces:
Alberta: Provincial motto – “Liberals Suck”.
Nova Scotia: Provincial motto – “We Like Wearing Blonde Wigs and Dressing As Leprechauns“.
British Columbia: Provincial motto – “What?…uh..heheh…What?…Light Another One, Man…”.
Newfoundland and Labrador: Provincial motto – “Stronger Economy Than Ontario Now”
Saskatchewan: Provincial motto – “We’re Tired Of Flat Jokes”.
Prince Edward Island: Provincial motto – “It’s Not The Size Of The Province That Matters, It’s The Size Of The Potato”.
Manitoba: Provincial motto – “At Least We’re Not Ontario”.
New Brunswick: Provincial motto – “You Think P.E.I Has A Big Potato, You Should See Ours”.
Ontario: Provincial motto – “At Least We’re Not Manitoba”.
Quebec: Provincial motto – “What Is This ‘Canada’ You Speak Of?”
Next week: The top-three Canadian territories.
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