Canadian Nature: Polar Bears and Me
Polar bears fascinate and scare me. Mostly scare. The largest carnivorous land animal, polar bears have a reputation of being viscous and aggressive. This, of course, has been contradicted by several occurrences, including this one:
The above is contradicted by this series of photos found here.
Here’s a poem I wrote explaining why you should avoid polar bears:
Polar bear, polar bear
Please don’t eat my skin
I”m ugly enough already
Without you chewing on my face
Polar bear you scare me
With your fangs and beady eyes
And your big, massive paws
And blood stained maw
I do like your fur though
It is warm and soft
It will be the last thing I see
Before you beat me senseless
And rip out my throat
Luckily I live many hundreds of miles south of where polar bears hang out, otherwise I’d be changing my pants three time a day.
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