Canadian Observations: Indications You Are Insane And Canadian
♦ You wish you could vacation in Saskatoon just because it sounds so exotic.
♦ The Leafs will win the Cup this year. Oh, yes…yes…they will.
♦ You support Steven Harper because you think he has a great personality.
♦ You think nothing of telling people that the Key Grip for the movie Gigli was a Canadian.
♦ Poutine is health-food, isn’t it?
♦ You think “Do not feed the moose” signs refer to other people.
♦ You’ve never been to Toronto, but you’re pretty sure that it is the Centre Of Evil in the universe.
♦ You wonder why other people are always laughing at beaver jokes.
♦ Election time is great because all the pretty-coloured signs that people have on their lawns really beautify things up.
♦ You regularly perform a ceremony sacrificing a double-double to the Coffee God, just to ensure coffee supplies never run dry.
♦ You can’t wait for winter to arrive because you are dieing to beat your personal best-time for standing in a snow drift naked.
♦ You understand why you shouldn’t eat the yellow snow due to personal experience.
♦ This will be the winter you are able to lick the metal on the monkey bars without someone having to call the paramedics.