Canadian Observations: Indications You Are Insane And Canadian

October 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm 4 comments

♦ You wish you could vacation in Saskatoon just because it sounds so exotic.

♦ The Leafs will win the Cup this year. Oh, yes…yes…they will.

♦ You support Steven Harper because you think he has a great personality.

♦  You think nothing of telling people that the Key Grip for the movie Gigli was a Canadian.

♦   Poutine is health-food, isn’t it?

♦  You think “Do not feed the moose” signs refer to other people.

♦  You’ve never been to Toronto, but you’re pretty sure that it is the Centre Of Evil in the universe.

♦  You wonder why other people are always laughing at beaver jokes.

♦ Election time is great because all the pretty-coloured signs that people have on their lawns really beautify things up.

♦ You regularly perform a ceremony sacrificing a double-double to the Coffee God, just to ensure coffee supplies never run dry.

♦ You can’t wait for winter to arrive because you are dieing to beat your personal best-time for standing in a snow drift naked.

♦ You understand why you shouldn’t eat the yellow snow due to personal experience.

♦ This will be the winter you are able to lick the metal on the monkey bars without someone having to call the paramedics.


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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Billy  |  October 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    I just moved to North Idaho and I am starting to get some of your observations. These are hilarious!

  • 2. Mark  |  October 8, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Yeah, why does everyone laugh when I mention that Canada was built on beaver fur?

  • 3. Alex L.  |  October 9, 2008 at 6:14 am

    Mark- Hahahahaha… beaver

  • 4. C. Fraser  |  October 9, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Billy : Thanks! Hope you enjoy Idaho. I love the NW.

    Mark : I know! It’s only a rodent. Sure it’s a warm, soft, usually moist after it’s been in the water, rodent, but a rodent afterall. See, Alex likes it.


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