Canadian Lessons: How To Spot the Aussie.
As a precaution in the event that hordes of slavering Aussies show up at Canadian Fermentation writting their indesipherable phrases at us, Dear Reader, I have decided to study up on their particular – and, I might say, insane – gibberish that passes as English over in their colony country.
What We Hear: Full as a goog.
What They Mean: Drunk or eaten to excess.
What We Hear: Going to the dunny.
What They Mean: Going to the toilet.
What We Hear: Pig’s bum.
What They Mean: That’s wrong.
What We Hear: Doing your block.
What They Mean: Getting very angry.
What We Hear: Fair dinkum.
What They Mean: Someone really genuine.
What We Hear: She’ll be apples.
What They Mean: Everything will be OK.
As you can see Aussies are proud of their insanity. Well, I’m off to have the naughty…or is it having a blue?…crap, mayby I’ve got the wog…