Canadian Conflict: Amoeba Battle

October 29, 2008 at 12:07 am 9 comments

For the second installment of International Nature Battles, Canadian Fermentation has prepared an amazing contest between a couple of the most fearsome creatures that nature has evolved:  Amoebas.

Today, for your viewing pleasure, we have Canadian Amoeba Vs. Australian Amoeba.

Are you shivering with excitement yet? This match should prove to be a contest of strength, cunning and pseudopods.

Let’s get right to the battle:

Canadian Amoeba is in the red trunks on the left side of your screen, while Australian Amoeba is in the green trunks on the right side of your screen.  That is me in the bottom corner.  I’m the referee and will ensure that this contest is fair.

The action starts fast and furious!  Both warriors form pseudopods and try for a quick knock-out blow, hoping to make this a short contest.

Unfortunately, each champion, being an amoeba, is able to absorb the blow without any damage.  The battle remains even.

Oh no!!  What’s this?  Canadian Amoeba has pulled out a hockey stick.  I check the rule book to see if this is legal.  Unfortunately for Australian Amoeba we forgot to write a rule book before the battle.  Looks like the hockey stick is legal.  Tough break for Australian Amoeba.

Ah Ha!  Australian Amoeba is no slouch when it comes to shenanigans.  It appears that Australian Amoeba has brought a boomerang to the fight.  This should be good.

Wait a minute.  Apparently Swedish Amoeba has intervened in the battle and is calling for peace.  What’s going to happen next?

Uh oh.  Looks like Australian Amoeba and Canadian Amoeba have called a truce.  That’s bad news for Swedish Amoeba.

Yep.  Poor Swedish Amoeba.

Canadian Amoeba and Australian Amoeba decide to extend the truce and celebrate their victory.

Wow!  That totally did not turn out the way I thought it would.  Well done, Warrior Amoebas.  Well done.


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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Mark  |  October 29, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    If only that had been a Norwegian amoeba…

  • 2. C. Fraser  |  October 29, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Norwegian amoebas scare the poop out of me! Those things are terrifying.

  • 3. Alex L.  |  October 31, 2008 at 5:04 am

    T’is a beautiful day for world peace and Amoebas… unless of course your scandinavian!

    Nice muscles by the way.

  • 4. C. Fraser  |  October 31, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Thanks. I don’t even work out!!

  • 5. One Year…Almost. « Canadian Fermentation  |  November 4, 2008 at 1:20 am

    […] most of my posts are based on absolutely no research – or practical information – at all (see amoeba battle for an example). Canadian Fermentation was started to push myself to research and get to know Canada […]

  • […] Welcome back to International Amoeba Battles, formerly known as International Nature Battles.  The last match showed that Canadian and Australian Amoebas are able to put aside their differences and join forces […]

  • […] the left is Canadian Amoeba, who had a good showing in a battle against Australian Amoeba, which ended with Canadian and Australian Amoeba teaming up and smiting […]

  • 8. Anonymous  |  January 28, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    that was seriously amazing.

  • 9. Anonymous  |  January 28, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    that was great. that made my day. lolololol


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