Ha Ha Ha – Canadian Politics

December 2, 2008 at 2:29 pm 8 comments

With all the hullaballoo going on in Canada about the impending political battle – can Stephane Dion actually end up as Prime Minister?!?!?!? – I think that it’s obviously time for a post about testicles.  You’ll see.

How messed up is it that a guy who only a month ago was on his last, shaky, political legs and about to exit from the political stage in Canada, can make some kind of strange u-turn and now be standing on the edge of becoming Canada’s next Prime Minister.  I mean, really?  This seems like a good idea to the political mavens?

Although I’m no fan of the Conservative Party, and this really does serve Harper and his bully tactics a slice of humble pie –  I find a tingling glee forming in the pit of my cockles –  do people really think inserting a shaky coalition government between three parties that wouldn’t stand at consecutive urinals together if they had a choice, a good decision for a country that has a questionable economic future?

I’m not sure.

Then again, it can be argued that the leftist parties who will form the coalition government have more right to claim that position than Harper’s Conservatives, since the left won a majority of the popular vote.

What brought us to this point is that Harper’s balls grew a size too large, which is not good when your heart is smaller than the Grinch’s, pre-enlightenment, as at that point the heart is not strong enough to pump the proper amount of blood into the over-sized balls.  This just leads to elephantitis of the scrotum.  Not good.

Harper tried to ram some politically questionable laws down Canadian’s throats, perceiving the opposition to be weak and unable to stand against the onslaught.  Apparently he was wrong.  His vision was obscured by his big balls.  His brain was lacking in proper blood flow due to the excessive size of his scrotum.

big_balls_std(This guy is proud of his big balls.  Yet, they are not as big as Harper’s.  Yikes!)

(Rumours have it that this is Harper’s favourite song.  He enjoys singing along with the chorus.)

The big question on the mind of many people is what will the international community think about this move?  That is an easy answer, and here it is.

Did you catch it?

Anyway, there is snow on the ground, a hockey game to watch later this evening, and politicians are looking in the mirror and wondering why they don’t get more respect:  It is just another day in Canada.


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8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Mark  |  December 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    I blame all of this on the people who were complaining that Canadian politics weren’t interesting…

  • […] Bloggers are amused. […]

  • 3. Ahmnodt Heare  |  December 2, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    I apologize for anybody compelled to vote for me and the Heare Party if it influenced your elections..

  • 4. C. Fraser  |  December 2, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    Mark: Those are just unimaginative people. We are now entering a golden era of Canadian politics, I’m sure.

    Heure: Thanks for the link.

    Ahmnodt: I heard that an opposition MP brought up a question about the influence of the Heare Party on the current political crisis during the last Question Period. I think they are swearing out a warrant for your arrest as I type.

  • 5. stevea  |  December 3, 2008 at 1:13 am

    I can’t believe that anyone would support the coalition. It is a bunch of guys who want to be in power no matter what. The Canadian people didn’t elect them so they are going to elect themselves????? Think about it. Yes Harper and friends could of done more but at the end of the day the “coalition” want power without calling an election because they know they would be slaughtered by the people for doing so in these current times.

  • 6. Alex L.  |  December 3, 2008 at 4:41 am

    He tried to ram some questionable laws down canadians throats, with his big balls… I think I’ve seen that movie

  • 7. C. Fraser  |  December 3, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    steavea: I can understand your opinion. But, if you are going to use that argument then you have to also admit that the Canadian people did not elect Steven Harper either. He came no where near a majority of the popular vote.

    Besides, Harper seemed happy enough to be part of a coalition to take down a previous Liberal government. His opinion now, although accepted political posturing, is also hypocritical.

    Alex: LOL. What kind of devious mind comes up with a connection like that?

  • 8. Alex L.  |  December 4, 2008 at 5:14 am

    I can put really any two ideas together and come up with something filthy, what can I say its a talent.


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