So, You Want To Know About Canada, Part 1.

September 22, 2009 at 11:50 pm 11 comments

Hey…psssssst…come here.  I want to tell you something.

Who, me?

Yeah, you.  I hear you’ve been asking about Canada.

Yeah, I have!

Great!  Well you’ve come to the right place.  I can answer all your questions.

That sounds good.

Not only does it sound good, it will also feel good.

Oh, that’s nice…wait, what exactly do you mean by feel good?

Never mind that.  For now.  The first thing you want to know about Canada is that it’s big.

How big?

Bigger than Australia and Perez Hilton’s ego combined.

Holy crap.

I know!  It’s unbelievably big.

If it’s that big, then the people who live there must be giants.

That’s a reasonable, yet crazy assumption.  People in Canada are normal sized.

Hmmm.  Well, if it’s that big then there must be billions of people living there.

Not at all, my ignorant friend.  Canada actually has one of the lowest population densities of any nation.

No way.

It’s true.  That’s because most of the space in Canada isn’t readily habitable by sane people.

Interesting.

Not even remotely, but here is something that is interesting.  Canada is the world leader in the production of maple syrup.

That’s not interesting either.

If you like pancakes and waffles it’s very interesting.

Fattening breakfast foods are OK.  What else do Canadians eat?

For the answer to that question, you will have to wait for the next edition of So, You Want To Know About Canada.

Crap!   What if I don’t want to wait?

Tough.

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Entry filed under: canadian, culture, humour, Uncategorized, Views of Canada.

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11 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Alex L.  |  September 28, 2009 at 8:43 am

    I’d like to think a lot of Australias ego is actually mine.

    Reply
  • 2. beaverboosh  |  October 2, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    man, i’m on the edge of my seat… when is the next installment?

    Reply
  • 3. azahar  |  October 11, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    I know … the suspenders are killing me!

    Reply
  • 4. Ahmnodt Heare  |  December 3, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    I want to know more about Canada!

    Reply
  • 5. Tsquare  |  March 6, 2010 at 12:59 am

    Great Blog!……There’s always something here to make me laugh…Keep doing what ya do 🙂

    Reply
  • 6. Jon  |  March 15, 2010 at 7:46 am

    I would like to invite you to join in the new discussion at US vs Canada at http://usvca.wordpress.com. We are going to try to answer the age old question, which country is better, the US or Canada.

    Come on along and pick your side!
    Jon

    Reply
  • 7. Clara  |  June 5, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    Ooh no, where’s Part 2?!

    Reply
  • 8. J. Harris  |  January 27, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Maple syrup is highly interesting.

    Reply
  • 9. The Queen  |  February 9, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    Tell me about Canada, or not.. we are planing world domination so we will find out about it then.. but really.. tell me about Canada

    Reply
  • 10. Jones  |  March 9, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    I am really interested about to know Canada! tell me details about it..
    waiting for 2nd part.

    Thanks,
    30 Interesting Facts

    Reply
  • 11. Jean-Richard Pelland  |  June 17, 2014 at 3:10 am

    Who is Perez Hilton? Part of the Mexican Hiltons?

    You got two of Canada’s prime ministers’ names wrong.
    John A Macdonald and Mackenzie-King.

    Reply

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